What’s that fanfiction where Zuko fucks the cabbage. I need to share it with people.
i always forget this exists
“And before he knew it, the Firebender had bored out an inch-wide shaft into the thick vegetable with his knife”
an inch-wide shaft
now i’m no dick expert
but that doesn’t sound right.
“In three studies of penis size where measurements were taken in a laboratory setting, the range of average penis circumference when erect was 3.5 to 3.9 inches (8.9 to 9.9 centimetres).”
I”M LAUGHING SO MUCH RIGHT NOW
ZUKO FUCKS A CABBAGE FIC:
If I can remind people, Circumference is actually calculated by C=πD. That would make the Diameter - or width - of an “average” dick:
Or, about 1.178” on average, which is about 1 3/16th inches.
Without going into the fact that dicks are generally not perfectly cylindrical, or the fact that cabbage is somewhat squishy and thus boring a slightly small hole would probably be a worthwhile gesture, I’ll point out that Zuko is not yet a fully mature man, not to mention (presumably) ethnically Asian, and while I’m sure the Avatar world has its own statistical distribution (I’m personally a fan of the “Earthbenders do it bigger” theory), an average Asian male is going to be a little smaller than the worldwide average.
Therefore, Zuko’s 1” wide hole is actually pretty reasonable.
I still wouldn’t recommend fucking a cabbage.