because this needs to be everyone's OTP 5ever

avatarsnowy:

dontneedyourheroact:

avatarsnowy:

for your convenience, a comprehensive list of everyone zuko would top:

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• cabbages

YOU WENT THERE.

(via owldee)

missturdle:

somewhere roy mustang is horrified to learn what other people do when they buy plants.

avatarsnowy:

it sucks when your otp is Zuko/Melon bcs it seems like everyone ships Zuko/Cabbage these days :( :( :( :( :(

(via braavosis)

owldee:

avatarsnowy:

lyraeon:

mwchase:

lyraeon:

avatarsnowy:

stinkytofumaiden:

sara-huynh:

missturdle:

puzzlegirlsandpoprocks:

What’s that fanfiction where Zuko fucks the cabbage. I need to share it with people. 

i always forget this exists

“And before he knew it, the Firebender had bored out an inch-wide shaft into the thick vegetable with his knife”

an inch-wide shaft

now i’m no dick expert

but that doesn’t sound right.

“In three studies of penis size where measurements were taken in a laboratory setting, the range of average penis circumference when erect was 3.5 to 3.9 inches (8.9 to 9.9 centimetres).”

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size#Erect_circumference

I”M LAUGHING SO MUCH RIGHT NOW

ZUKO FUCKS A CABBAGE FIC:

NEVER FORGET

*clears throat*

If I can remind people, Circumference is actually calculated by C=πD. That would make the Diameter - or width - of an “average” dick:

• 3.7=πD
• 3.7/π=D
• 3.7/3.1416=D
• 1.178=D

Or, about 1.178” on average, which is about 1 3/16th inches.

Without going into the fact that dicks are generally not perfectly cylindrical, or the fact that cabbage is somewhat squishy and thus boring a slightly small hole would probably be a worthwhile gesture, I’ll point out that Zuko is not yet a fully mature man, not to mention (presumably) ethnically Asian, and while I’m sure the Avatar world has its own statistical distribution (I’m personally a fan of the “Earthbenders do it bigger” theory), an average Asian male is going to be a little smaller than the worldwide average.

Therefore, Zuko’s 1” wide hole is actually pretty reasonable.

I still wouldn’t recommend fucking a cabbage.

Did… did you just give them the “D”?

…Fuck, I did.

i think we’re done here

THAT DOUBLE ENTENDRE

SHAKESPEARE IS PROUD